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⋙ Libro Gratis The Mummy Returnsfor Bigfoot Sloppy Seconds The Bigfoot and Jill Chronicles Book 1 eBook Dix Aaron

The Mummy Returnsfor Bigfoot Sloppy Seconds The Bigfoot and Jill Chronicles Book 1 eBook Dix Aaron



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Hidden in in the lush hills of Jackson County Tennessee is a Sasquatch with a couch for sale, and he wants a girlfriend. He thinks he found the perfect girl when he tricks a local young lady named Jill into meeting him. Unfortunately for Bigfoot, the mummy of an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh says that Jill is his long lost queen. Who will get claim her love as his own? Who’s the better man-like thing? Why the hell hasn’t anyone asked Jill what she thinks about all this crap? What is this, the 1950’s? And why the hell is the CIA involved?

The Mummy Returnsfor Bigfoot Sloppy Seconds The Bigfoot and Jill Chronicles Book 1 eBook Dix Aaron

Monster porn...it's out there, and it's big business. In this book, the author, Dix Aaron, offers up a wild, raunchy, humorous, and often disgusting parody of the subgenre. Jill Lee, a young woman looking for nothing more than a steal on used Craigslist furniture, finds herself caught up in a right-of-conquest battle between an ancient pharaoh and the dumb but sensitive bigfoot creature. She is the prize, and as the contest sweeps her along, little more than an observer and plaything, the reader wonders if she might ever become mistress of her own fate, and actually affect the outcome of this struggle between the two horny cryptids.

Aaron's plot has plenty to keep the reader interested, but the line of satirical commentary that infuses the narrative also offers a more intellectual, biting commentary on subjects such as small town law enforcement, governmental bureaucracy, the value of cats, and, of course, the monster porn genre itself.

In the end, this book is everything you'd expect based on the cover art, and much more. I'm looking forward to the second installment in the series, which seems to promise a new contender in the battle for Jill's affection, and, hopefully, plenty more fun and satire.

Product details

  • File Size 881 KB
  • Print Length 27 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage Unlimited
  • Publisher Dix Aaron (September 16, 2014)
  • Publication Date September 16, 2014
  • Sold by  Digital Services LLC
  • Language English
  • ASIN B00NN11QVU

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The Mummy Returns ... for Bigfoot's Sloppy Seconds is an hilarious parody of monster porn. I think Aaron successfully captured some of the idiosyncrasies you may find in a small Tennessee town (I'm from one). The heroine is delightfully dim yet likeable, and the well-defined monsters are gaggingly gross. Unless you're offended or uncomfortable with risque content, I bet you can't read this without laughing out loud! I hope the hoard of mummified cats appears in the sequel!
Monster porn...it's out there, and it's big business. In this book, the author, Dix Aaron, offers up a wild, raunchy, humorous, and often disgusting parody of the subgenre. Jill Lee, a young woman looking for nothing more than a steal on used Craigslist furniture, finds herself caught up in a right-of-conquest battle between an ancient pharaoh and the dumb but sensitive bigfoot creature. She is the prize, and as the contest sweeps her along, little more than an observer and plaything, the reader wonders if she might ever become mistress of her own fate, and actually affect the outcome of this struggle between the two horny cryptids.

Aaron's plot has plenty to keep the reader interested, but the line of satirical commentary that infuses the narrative also offers a more intellectual, biting commentary on subjects such as small town law enforcement, governmental bureaucracy, the value of cats, and, of course, the monster porn genre itself.

In the end, this book is everything you'd expect based on the cover art, and much more. I'm looking forward to the second installment in the series, which seems to promise a new contender in the battle for Jill's affection, and, hopefully, plenty more fun and satire.
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